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[Urban Tiger]

Not sure whether this needs to be sent to admin or whether the mods can do this.

I would like my username changed from the stupid, geeky sounding, "acshortt5" to "the swedish chef" if that is possible??

[RobbieH]

acshortt5, on 05 July 2010 - 14:07 , said:

Not sure whether this needs to be sent to admin or whether the mods can do this.

I would like my username changed from the stupid, geeky sounding, "acshortt5" to "the swedish chef" if that is possible??

Changing your nationality AND job  

[Urban Tiger]

RobbieH, on 05 July 2010 - 15:00 , said:

Changing your nationality AND job  

This country is getting worse and the property industry is going down the pan so I thought it was time for a change lol.  

I'm quite good at cooking actually   The real job is ok atm - I made an £800 fee on Thursday off one email and a phone call.  Wish I could do that every day

Edited by acshortt5, 05 July 2010 - 15:11 .

[RobbieH]

Well  you need to grow a 'tache at least  

[T5-Andy]

acshortt5, on 05 July 2010 - 14:07 , said:

Not sure whether this needs to be sent to admin or whether the mods can do this.

I would like my username changed from the stupid, geeky sounding, "acshortt5" to "the swedish chef" if that is possible??

Hi,

We spoke on Friday if you recall, for what it's worth "The Swedish Chef", THE SWEDISH FECKING CHEF, oh FFS is that the best you can do , what exactly are you trying to say about yourself???? That you're a dab hand at rustling up meatballs and a bit of pickled cucumber????? I forget your actual name (i'm terrible with names!!!), bet you know mine though????

Sorry, rant over, call yourself what the feck you like!!!!! Swedish Chef, Germanic Janitor, French Maid why should I care?!?!

Edited by T5-Andy, 05 July 2010 - 15:33 .

[Urban Tiger]

T5-Andy, on 05 July 2010 - 15:32 , said:

Hi,

We spoke on Friday if you recall, for what it's worth "The Swedish Chef", THE SWEDISH FECKING CHEF, oh FFS is that the best you can do , what exactly are you trying to say about yourself???? That you're a dab hand at rustling up meatballs and a bit of pickled cucumber????? I forget your actual name (i'm terrible with names!!!), bet you know mine though????

Sorry, rant over, call yourself what the feck you like!!!!! Swedish Chef, Germanic Janitor, French Maid why should I care?!?!

My real name is Andrew however I do employ various other names on the internet when it suits me.  Anyone trying to trace my hotmail accounts will have fun.

I thought of the swedish chef because:

Swedish = volvos are swedish (or at least mine is)

and I'm a bit of a muppet tbh.

I therefore thought that the new username was quite appropriate.

Not sure about the other suggestions, germanic janitor and french maid would definately send out the wrong messages; for me anyway....

I don't mind the rant, I know you're only looking out for people's best interests which is fine for most people but I think I'm a lost cause

Edited by acshortt5, 05 July 2010 - 16:02 .

[Urban Tiger]

RobbieH, on 05 July 2010 - 15:11 , said:

Well  you need to grow a 'tache at least  

It can be done.

I had a tache and goatee beard not that long ago.  I shaved it off because I got bored of it and it took twice as long to shave in a morning.  

It wasn't quite on the same scale as your picture though.

[s70t5chris]

You could change your name to Urban Tiger?

You made it back ok then?!!

[T5-Andy]

acshortt5, on 05 July 2010 - 15:49 , said:

My real name is Andrew however I do employ various other names on the internet when it suits me.  Anyone trying to trace my hotmail accounts will have fun.

I thought of the swedish chef because:

Swedish = volvos are swedish (or at least mine is)

and I'm a bit of a muppet tbh.

I therefore thought that the new username was quite appropriate.

Not sure about the other suggestions, germanic janitor and french maid would definately send out the wrong messages; for me anyway....

I don't mind the rant, I know you're only looking out for people's best interests which is fine for most people but I think I'm a lost cause.

Well just go easy with the pickled cucumber then!!!!!

[RobbieH]

What did I start

[Urban Tiger]

s70t5chris, on 05 July 2010 - 15:58 , said:

You could change your name to Urban Tiger?

You made it back ok then?!!

Oh god - that's an awesome idea!!  But explaining that story might be quite difficult in public.....

Yes I got back ok.  I ended up getting a taxi as a massive fight broke out about 100 yards from the club and wanted to steer well clear.

[Urban Tiger]

T5-Andy, on 05 July 2010 - 15:59 , said:

Well just go easy with the pickled cucumber then!!!!!

:lol:

[Urban Tiger]

RobbieH, on 05 July 2010 - 16:04 , said:

What did I start

It's alright.  I'd rather have the piss taking than - "so what does acshortt5 mean???"

Very tempted to change it to Urban Tiger though instead... I'll have a think...

[T5-Andy]

acshortt5, on 05 July 2010 - 16:06 , said:

Oh god - that's an awesome idea!!  But explaining that story might be quite difficult in public.....

Yes I got back ok.  I ended up getting a taxi as a massive fight broke out about 100 yards from the club and wanted to steer well clear.

Oh do tell???????


And for what it's worth Urban Tiger a damn sight better than the Nordic Nanny or whatever it was you were going to call yourself!!!!!

Edited by T5-Andy, 05 July 2010 - 16:12 .

[Urban Tiger]

T5-Andy, on 05 July 2010 - 16:10 , said:

Oh do tell???????

I couldn't possibly comment.  

No doubt someone else will though.

[Urban Tiger]

T5-Andy, on 05 July 2010 - 16:10 , said:

And for what it's worth Urban Tiger a damn sight better than the Nordic Nanny or whatever it was you were going to call yourself!!!!!

You know what - you're right.  the swedish chef would require geeky explanation - Urban Tiger just sounds awesome on its own - even without the explanation.

"Urban Tiger" it shall be.

[T5-Andy]

Good man!!

[s70t5chris]

yay!

It's better than  Pussy Palace! or is it actually?

[Nunchukhamster]

Swedish chef = one of the vacant looking types who work in the restaurant at Ikea?

Urban Tiger = Mangy tomcat that lives in an inner city?

Edited by Nunchukhamster, 05 July 2010 - 17:04 .

[Urban Tiger]

Nunchukhamster, on 05 July 2010 - 17:03 , said:

Urban Tiger = Mangy tomcat that lives in an inner city?

Some might say that was disturbingly close to the mark during the early hours of sunday morning:lol: .


Many thanks whoever changed it.